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Ral Joseph's avatar

we're back ๐Ÿป

Neela ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ's avatar

The confidence of men who skip โ€œhelloโ€ and go straight to โ€œyou are my destinyโ€ needs to be studied. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Somewhere between romance and a hostage negotiation.

Thank you for making me laugh sista Ral.

Ral Joseph's avatar

It's a university sis... They must be enrolling. It was truly a dramatic evening. The crazy things that goes on in people's mind must be studied sometimes. Fun!

I so appreciate seeing you here. Thanks so much

Neela ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ's avatar

You are most welcome.

Have a good week ahead sis :)

LaNiedra Chaney's avatar

Simply put, they are delusional and come with a lot of nonsense. He believed what he said, because the women he has been associated with has entertained this garbage. Men are very good manipulators. I think he was testing your intelligence to see if you would fall for his shenanigans. This was a very good read. Your commentary was hilarious. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜

Ral Joseph's avatar

Thanks for reading and having fun on this one my friend. It was a pretty dramatic evening and as awful as that was. I have an experience to tell.๐ŸŒ

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He absolutely did Chaney๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

Body On Loan's avatar

How you listened to all of this without bursting out laughing is beyond me.

Ral Joseph's avatar

Well, I was shocked at first.

But we did laugh alot when I got home later and told my mom the entire ordeal. She couldn't believe it. Men can be crazy sometimes. Thanks for reading and being here my friend. See you next Wednesday

Ral Joseph's avatar

๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

Everything is Gray's avatar

What in the actual fuck did I just read. I don't think I would have any choice but to just start laughing. On the one hand, I am an academia nerd, so that part was cool. But on the other hand ALL OF THAT as just the greeting? There's no way he comes up with all new material for every woman. I just can't ๐Ÿ˜‚

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I doubt he's had any real experiences in his lifetime. God help me! It was crazy. The way my mom and I laughed after this. It was fun when I began recollecting and writing this. I would never have had that experience of I didn't step out anyways.

Everything is Gray's avatar

I mean, I do have to give him an A for effort! and you an A for finding the silver lining in at least having the experience to write about!

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I commend him myself

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Oh honey ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

V S Uma's avatar

Hey Ral

Enjoyed reading this post totally ๐Ÿ˜‚

Welcome dear ๐Ÿ’œ

He had been staring for a while. Where I come from, menโ€™s favourite line is โ€˜I want to marry youโ€™ because, for some reason, they believe every woman is one husband away from inner peace. So naturally, thatโ€™s what I expected when he started walking over.

These lines stayed with me with a generous pinch of humour ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Good to see you and thanks for reading. Means alot.

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Hey V. ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ

Colleen Bent's avatar

Fun :)

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Happy to see you here Colleen

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Yeah... It was sa crazy one. ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

Scarlet Ibis James's avatar

My goodness! Why his utter fascination with school? Did he not finish?

Ral Joseph's avatar

I wondered same. The lines? It's so crazy. This should be acted as a movie. Because it's mad. Maybe he didn't finish school at all or he was obsessed with one. ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

Scarlet Ibis James's avatar

Must be. I enjoyed this piece tremendously!

QuYahni B Joseph's avatar

Girl โ€” these men are BANANAS ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Ral Joseph's avatar

I've already laughed enough. I'm not ready for another. But yes, they are truly bananas. It was crazier then I've recorded. My mom laughed the entire night after I told her everything, crazy ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

Happy to have you here.

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Hey QuYahni ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ

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I still can't get over this fun bar drama ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

Dmytro P-ov's avatar

It seems your Day has collided with your Night. Your scholarly hyper-seriousness has collided with its curved reflection, giving your unseriousness something to laugh about.

Never measure poetry with a ruler! You've been invited to the theater of the absurd, and you're trying to analyze the characters' motives. Yes, it's not always pleasant to find yourself on stage in such a performance, especially if it wasn't part of your plans. But once you're off stage, you at least have a great excuse to relax and laugh. Or maybe write a poem or a song, paint a silly picture, or pull some weird stunt. Give your seriousness a light flick on the nose; looks like it deserves this award :)

Ral Joseph's avatar

You have no idea, it was a crazy night. For 26 years if my life never seen anything like it. I was literally getting educated in the name of wooing. I laughed the moment I jumped out of that bar. My mom and I aligned threnyure night after I related the story to her.

Happy to have you here.

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Hello my friend ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ

Scarlet Ibis James's avatar

No apology neededโ€ฆ take the break when you need to do so.

Ral Joseph's avatar

I already took it. It's great to be back telling my tales... When you love in Africa, drama might be your second name.

Scarlet Ibis James's avatar

And, if you're a descendant? everywhere, there is drama โฃ๏ธ

Ral Joseph's avatar

๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€ so true